bladder infection? oh how i've missed you

i'm smitten. i can't help it. it's been so long since i've felt this feeling creeping up inside me. i know it's new and i should take things slow, but fuck me, it's been so achingly long, i just want to dive right in and drown. i know i shouldn't, and i doubt i will, cause i'm scared, but wow, one cock of an eyebrow and that devilish little grin makes me wetter then i ever thought possible. i'm so sold on this.

question of the day #2

dumb blonde walks in and asks another customer if we sell metric shirts. i interject and tell her we don't carry metric, but if she brings in an image on a piece of paper i could make her a transfer. she stares at me blankly and says "so there is no possibly way for it to be done?" i stare at her for a moment, somewhat disgusted with her, then repeat what i had just said.

ross is leaving me for the u.s of a

although i hardly ever see ross snow, it's still good to know he's just around the corner from filmores, but not anymore. i wish ross could stay in the country, it makes my heart sad that he's leaving.

question of the day #1

while talking to a customer across the way a bit, this stupid little qhetto tween comes right up in front of me and interrupts, with 'i've got a question.' i look at her completely in awe of her rudeness, look back to the customer who i was still talking with, finish our conversation, turn to this tween who says
"yah, question for you, it's my boyfriend's birthday, what should i get him?"
i respond with - "i have no idea, because i don't know your boyfriend."

i want a full pizza

i ate a pizza yesterday and i've got another in the freezer, and all i want to do is eat that pizza to my face. tomorrow. then i won't go to the gym, as per usual. then i'll lay on the couch watching buffy and angel again and again while eating buttery amazing baked goods stacey keeps making, i think just to fatten me up, i believe she is a witch who wants to cook me in a stew. i don't really, but i do.