i'm amazed at what i can accomplish while blackout drunk

i mean, beyond making a complete fool of myself and ruining any and all chances with most guys i've ever been infatuated with, i'm pretty impressed with what i can pull off while blacked out. muscle memory is amazing, i know when i sing drunk, i never worry about what the lyrics are or what's coming next, because i instinctively know. same with riding a bike, some days i wake up and wonder how i got home, i rush to the window to make sure my bike is out front on it's post, and it always is. the brain is a remarkable thing, even after ten shots, and a bunch of beers, i'm still able to perform responsible tasks, even if i don't remember doing so the next day. on that note here are some pictures i don't remember taking